Blue Q Gum – Eat Shit

Blue Q - Whatever. You will probably regret saying this to someone after the moment passes. A great gift for friends, family, co-workers, and your boss.8 pieces of mint gum.





Hey Bitches - Blue Q Gum

Blue Q - Contains 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Hey bitches, i was just thinking about you! Let's throw back a box of Pino Grigio.





Blue Q Gum Get Along With Your CoWorkers

Blue Q - Warning: if you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job. Life is too short to spend time with losers. 8 pieces of fruit gum. Get along with your coworkers gum let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Warning: if you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job.

Life is too short to spend time with losers. And you don't need the stress. And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of candy coated Fruit flavor gum. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love or hate.





Blue Q Zipper Pouch, Please Don't F*ck With My Sh*t

Blue Q - Art by Haley Johnson. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7. 25"h x 9. 5"w. I give up! If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Warning: if you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job. Life is too short to spend time with losers. And you don't need the stress.

8 pieces of candy coated Fruit flavor gum. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love or hate. If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then. I give up! Art by Haley Johnson. 7. 25"h x 9. 5"w let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. 95% post consumer recycled material.





Assholes Everywhere Gum

Blue Q - Massive asshole included inside. I give up! And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of candy coated Fruit flavor gum. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love or hate. If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then. Assholes Everywhere Gum. Art by Haley Johnson.

95% post consumer recycled material. 7. 25"h x 9. 5"w. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Warning: if you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job. Life is too short to spend time with losers. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. Sorry to spoil it for you, but it's best that you just know now.

Assholes Everywhere Gum - No really, bust open that packaging. There are assholes everywhere gum let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio.





Blue Q Hand Sanitizer, Thanks for Scooping My Poop

BlueQ QQ612 - Assholes Everywhere Gum. And those in charge are not the ones picking up cat turds. Art by Haley Johnson. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7. 25"h x 9. 5"w. 2 oz. 59 ml, enjoy. Who's a good girl, such a gooooood girl, now refill my bowl too, will ya, kinda getting' the munchies. Kills 99. 9% of germs on contact. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum.

Warning: if you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job. Life is too short to spend time with losers. I give up! And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of candy coated Fruit flavor gum. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love or hate. If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then.

Blue Q Hand Sanitizer, Thanks for Scooping My Poop - . Kills 99. 9% of germs on contact.





Blue Q Gum Talk With Your Cat

BLUE Q - Unlock the dialogue between you and your cat. Assholes Everywhere Gum. Includes eight purfect pieces of fruit flavored gum. And those in charge are not the ones picking up cat turds. And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of candy coated Fruit flavor gum. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love or hate.

If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then. 2 oz. 59 ml, enjoy. For those who know who's in charge. Art by Haley Johnson. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7. 25"h x 9. 5"w. Fs1041 let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. I give up! Who's a good girl, now refill my bowl too, such a gooooood girl, will ya, kinda getting' the munchies.

Blue Q Gum Talk With Your Cat - Kills 99. 9% of germs on contact.





BlueQ - I Actually Give A Shit Gum

BlueQ BLUQFS1006 - For those who know who's in charge. Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. Made in Canada. Your timing sucks. And you know exactly who I'm talking about, don't ya?2 oz. 59 ml, enjoy. Assholes Everywhere Gum. Art by Haley Johnson. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7. 25"h x 9. 5"w. One piece of gum will do the trick. And those in charge are not the ones picking up cat turds.

Surprise message inside of each box. I give up! Includes eight purfect pieces of fruit flavored gum. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Warning: if you don't find the effects of our gum strong enough, just quit your job. Life is too short to spend time with losers. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Enjoy! Your timing sucks. Unlock the dialogue between you and your cat.

BlueQ - I Actually Give A Shit Gum - And you don't need the stress.





Blue Q Step Aside Coffee Cinnamon Gum

- For those who know who's in charge. Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. Enjoy! And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of candy coated Fruit flavor gum. Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love or hate. If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then.

. 2 oz. 59 ml, enjoy. Assholes Everywhere Gum. But only the classy kind. I give up! Art by Haley Johnson. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7. 25"h x 9. 5"w. That's the trick. And i know what I need to succeed. Includes eight purfect pieces of fruit flavored gum. Your timing sucks. And you know exactly who I'm talking about, don't ya?





Gum - PMS & GPS

BLUE Q - I'll give YOU recalculating. I have pms & gps, i'm a bitch & will find you let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. And those in charge are not the ones picking up cat turds. I'll give YOU recalculating. Unlock the dialogue between you and your cat. 8 pieces of fruit gum. Includes eight purfect pieces of fruit flavored gum.

Step aside coffee. Includes 8 pieces of hot cinnamon gum. I give up! Your timing sucks. And you know exactly who I'm talking about, don't ya? Who's a good girl, will ya, such a gooooood girl, now refill my bowl too, kinda getting' the munchies. Kills 99. 9% of germs on contact. In your face. Surprise message inside of each box.

Gum - PMS & GPS - In your face. Art by Haley Johnson. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7. 25"h x 9.





Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Blue Q - Take next right. Perfect gift or present for your Dad Auntie Uncle Brother Boyfriend Husband Teenagers. Includes 8 pieces of hot cinnamon gum. Unlock the dialogue between you and your cat. Purely for use on the hands contains alcohol, so may sting anywhere else! And you don't need the stress. 8 pieces of candy coated Fruit flavor gum.

Bonus visuals tucked inside. There's one for everyone you know and love or hate. If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then. Step aside coffee. I'll give YOU recalculating. The maybe you touched your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is an antibacterial hand gel with witty packaging. I give up!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer - Looking for rude gifts for women or funny adult stocking fillers? This hand sanitizer is a brililant idea! Featuring the words 'Maybe You Touched Your Genitals' on the bottle, it's great for those moments when a male colleague hasn't washed his hands after going to the toilet. Even though this hand sanitizing gel is a funny novelty gift, it genuinely does kill 99.

9% of germs when you apply it to unclean hands. Kills 99. 9% of germs on contact.